This is exactly the reaction I expected - no worries, not even people who actually like Jazzmasters like this guitar (so it's sort of treasonous for me to like it, as I'm one of the biggest 'stick with the stock bridge & stock vibrato' Jaguar/Jazzmaster advocates

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Anyway, it got here. Here's half the value (prob.) of what I paid - ATA case that protected it well from the delivery squad:
Hello Ugly; yeah, I'm talking to you (broken/rough plexiglass, dirt)
The most important thing about wiring is making it as temporary as possible. Before putting my slated pickup set in (ok, I'm still trying to decide what to put in it) I kept the stock neck pickup - which it turns out was broken (no hum-canceling, half-DCR.) The seller seems un-motivated to make it right, but full disclosure I also never planned to use this pickup- and I got a total steal of a price regardless- so contemplating my next action with him. I installed a Squier bridge pickup 'just to get it running.'
I honestly have no clue *what* makes for good tort like a lot of people, but I do like it brown, and this is brown:
"Have a seat in that chair, sir."
Vs. my bastard Squier VM (I didn't add the Fender logo, but also have no urge to spend time removing it.)
I REALLY like this guitar. It's comfortable, it plays great, it thumps - obviously the Squier pickup and half-functional neck pickup are sub-optimal, but I'm quite glad I have this guitar and look forward to messing with it further. It's 100 degrees and I sweat all over it twice over )after sweating on it over a hot soldering iron) but it fits like a glove. Again these are viewed as treasonous 'Jazzmasters for people who don't etc.' , but it ticks a lot of boxes for me (it's a hardtail US Jazzmaster with big frets in a durable urethane finish that isn't so uber-rare or valuable I'll worry about living with it.) Besides, I already have a lot of traditional offsets; those guitars aren't going anywhere.
TLDR - It plays great, sounds great, and the quality is right where it needs to be for the price (as the 'base model' US Fender) - probably better than my American Deluxe Strat of a few years prior.
One more thing worth a mention: If you plan on buying one and routing it for a stock Jazzmaster bridge/vib. , probably
don't. The neck sticks up higher from the body to accommodate the Adjust-O-Matic, and even the pickups can barely be adjusted what most people would call 'close enough.' You'd have a ludicrous amount of break angle and a high bridge if you used a rocker and Jazzmaster vib. Not that I planned on doing this, but don't butcher these for that reason

Still want a saddle-lock Doheny, but don't see myself parting with this guitar either.