You're lucky. There have been Christmas trees in our stores in Australia for nearly a month now.
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If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
I complained to my wife about 3 weeks ago that there was Christmas stuff all over the shops already. She replied 'great, cos there's only X shopping weekends to Christmas so I'd better get moving'. She knew what number X was too, but I forget, being male an' all.
This was disturbing on a couple of fronts:
1) I can usually rely on my wife for moral support when it comes to denouncing the over-commercialisation of a Christmas.
2) she must have acquired a mental illness to know exactly how many shopping weekends till December 25. I think she's spending too much time chatting with the other mums outside the local primary school and flicking through junk mail flyers.