Anyhow, I unpacked it yesterday and plugged it in. It played perfectly, the Tex Mex pickups sounded great, but I noticed the neck wasn't properly tightened. Fair enough I thought, the seller has probably loosened the neck bolts for shipping. So I gently tightened the neck bolts and, WTH, there's fret rattle on all strings in nearly all positions. The strings weren't even clearing the higher frets. I decided to loosen the truss rod to get some extra neck relief, but it was already backed right off. The neck looked dead straight so I measured the relief in the neck and it was at the Fender spec - 0.010" at the 8th fret. Just a very slight back bow.
I loosened the neck bolts again, about a 1/4 turn each, and there was enough play for the neck to make the correct angle with the body. She played great again. I have 8 guitars and I've never had this problem before. Is this the sort of situation that requires a neck shim? Or is there something more fundamentally wrong with the angle of the neck heel or the neck pocket? The neck feels unstable with the bolts backed off so I really need to have them tightened.
My first thought was "I need to drop this guitar off at Darwin's house".

While I had the screwdrivers out, I took off the pickguard and control plate to have a look under the hood and was amazed at what I saw. In the neck pup cavity were random balls of tape, probably used for masking at the factory then dumped in there rather than the bin. The neck pickup had a large metal staple laying across the pole pieces. God knows how that got there. The pickguard had been applied while the lacquer was not completely dry, so little spots of lacquer lifted away with the pick guard. The soldering was pretty average in places and the bridge plate doesn't appear to be grounded in any way. They're all minor things, but it's a telling reminder that the people working on these guitars are (a) really pushed for time (b) plain shoddy or (c) a combination of (a) and (b).
I'm confident it'll play great when I sort the neck out, but my MIK Tributes crap all over the MIM as far as build quality goes.